life, y u no give me talents?

I feel really dull.
Like...I don't do anything cool. All my friends have some sort of useful/interesting/impressive talent, but I kinda got left out with life was dishing out all the good stuff. Everyone either has a fantastic voice, or they can draw really well, or they are super smart, or something. I wish I could sing or draw or comprehend math (seriously, life, understanding any concept of math would have been great) but I've really got nothing special going on. I'm pretty average. And average is lame. I wanna do something special, or great, or awesome in some way.
You know, I'd really like to be a comedian. More than you know. I love to make people laugh. Telling a joke and seeing someone smile...that's just fantastic. That's probably why I'm spitting out a joke or being sarcastic every five seconds and why I play off of people like Katherine and Becka so well. It's awesome to sit there and joke about random whatever for an hour and just crack up about it, or tell some sort of ridiculously sarcastic story and make people laugh. But alas, "making people laugh" has zero job security. It's one of those things you can't master in in college, and you can't really just go out and try it. To be as big as people like Adam Sandler and Chris Rock takes luck more than anything, and it's not like I have an copious amount of that either. Le sigh. I'm reconsidering the whole lawyer thing. It sounds less exciting the more I hear about it. Sociologist would be fun but I don't really wanna be an underpaid teacher. Or a teacher at all.
Maybe I should do an English major and try to write a book. I'd like to do that, too, but it's another one of those things where you either make it or break it. I plan to write a book some day, but I doubt it'd be my main job plan because of the not having any guarantee of a job or money thing. If only I could sing. I seem to not have a problem with writing songs, but I don't really have the voice for it. Can you take voice lessons to make yourself sound better? I should look into that. And now I'm rambling.

On a random note, I finally found out my screen's resolution today. 1776 x 1000. Yeah, that's big. My friend was impressed. -suggestive wink-

And hmm, I feel slightly better after writing this. Maybe this will be good for me. /satisfied